But Iowa represents all of middle America, or something.

God I hope so. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Iowa.

Thank you for this. I had no idea there was a Jewish Miss America. 

Grover Cleveland got married while in office but was single when elected (and fathered a baby out of wedlock. It was named Ruth and was the genesis of the Baby Ruth candy bar.)

I’ve always wondered what Cory Booker would look like with a beard.

I feel like you’re tremendously underselling drugs here. 

I was heading to a concert with my family last summer and there was some religious guy on a corner preaching about how men have become “emasculated” and how we need to “regain control of the home.” My 16 year old turned to me (he’s very witty/quick) and said, “Yeah dad, step it up!” Seriously though, the older I get…

It’s a power move. There’s no greater way to indicate to someone how monumentally bored you are by them then to shit on the floor right in front of them while they’re talking, then casually magic it away.

sounds like being a woman is a key factor there.

Besides, he totally doxxed himself to cultists who need a virgin sacrifice, they're gonna have to pony up for extra security now

Just like a dream that ass is not what is seems. No end and no beginning.

At this rate, I am honestly surprised he has not had a McD franchise put in the White House.

If I pet any other dogs in front of my dog, he jumps up in my lap and demands that I rub his belly.

I do not understand why his wife doesn’t smother him in his sleep.

It’s absolutely true that boys and young men are doing worse in many ways than girls and young women. The idea that this is the fault of feminism or women outearning men (which just isn’t really the case) is stupid. If Carlson wants to understand why boys do worse in school than girls, commit more crimes than girls,…

Someone’s 19-year-old escort wasn't very talkative over dinner last night. It's not the weed Tucker, it's you. The weed is just to make you semi-bearable.

Is he aware the picture they used on the poster makes him look like a human blimp?

2 Bird 2 Box

I get oddly flustered whenever I have to say husband. It's so bad that an older woman once looked at me and winked and said, 'It's okay honey, I'm living in sin too.' lol

I work on early childhood special education, and I have unfortunately succumbed to “kiddo” on the job. “Child/children” sounds too clinical, and not to belittle my own profession, but “student” seems a bit too lofty when I’m calling, emailing about or discussing a 3-year old. For example, I might have to say something…