Everything about this story is seriously fucked up, starting with why the fuck was she in jail for 3 days for parking tickets?

And you had to take a hot shower afterwards, right? I know...

I gotta rant real quick. As a WOC I had a problem with offset the first time I saw him when Cardi posted on her Instagram of her husband performing. Look, I've seen every type of show from slipknot to local rappers to even southern blue grass because I like variety. You know what I don't like about offset? No stage…

There was absolutely nothing wrong in my comment, body issues or not.

A mentally ill person being killed by the police does not belong in the Dirt Bag. Gossip should be fun and a little mean, not a heartbreaking reminder that the world can be a cold, horrible, dangerous place if you’re not healthy & wealthy

I personally know a preacherpimp who was dating a woman in his congregation and got her 20yo daughter pregnant. He ended up marrying the mother and said the baby was a “blessing from Gawd” due to the mother being unable to conceive.

Tangential: I walk 6 blocks once a month to pay my mortgage in person because at the downtown branch, there is a teller who looks like Michael B. Jordan’s younger, slimmer cousin. He has this incredible smile and always some very nice chit-chat that is perfectly timed to the length of our interaction. One time, he…

His followers were going to vote for him no matter what.

I’m so sick of Kanye and people like him who have all the resources in the world, but don’t do anything productive with it. Like, I want to sympathize with his mental health struggles, but he does not seem to be doing much to get help. I know he was hospitalized a year ago, but what has he been doing in the meantime…

I have a lotus because every community college attending white girl has a Buddhist phase.

In that pic, whoopi is the most ‘just here for the paycheck’ I have ever seen.

I try not to wear thongs near open gas burners as a rule.

In order to make myself feel better about my body, I just repeatedly tell myself that my body would have been the archetype of feminine beauty during the Renaissance.

Why are you such a piece of shit?

“There’s some more stuff in there, but this is pretty much it. Great stuff, huh? Maybe you had to be there?”

This is the dumbest fucking post I’ve yet seen in the year of our lord 2018. You could take Richard Pryor’s most killer material and distill it down in a snarky and offputting blob of text and make it sound like he was a shitty comedian. The purpose of this post is clearly to try to put Ansari back up on that cross of…

“this post probably never would have been considered newsworthy enough to print”

“Maybe you had to be there?”

human trafficking statistics are bullshit made up by law enforcement to criminalize sex workers, gtfo 

This is all horseshit. You’re full of shit. Stop trolling these terrified idiots on the internet, people are going to believe you.