If you ran for office because God told you to, that’s God telling the rest of us not to vote for you. 

Mike Pence can eat a used tampon. 

Thank you but no thanks for the periodic reminder that the United States’ ambassador to the Vatican is Callista Gingrich. If there were any truth to Christianity, she and her husband would’ve been struck dead by an act of God by now (lightning? mysteriously large heavy hailstone?), FOR THEY ARE AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE…

My Attorneys Get Attorneys

OH MY GODS THAT VIDEO OF THE MOOCH’S MUSICAL PRESS CONFERENCE. We’re living in a fucking Parks and Rec episode. Possibly Arrested Development. Either way any sense of reality I had just melted.

This is so accurate that I cannot.

Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.

The best (worst?) part of this is that any of of these three could be named any one of those three names.  Ideally, all three would be named Taylor.

Are white people.... okay?

Orange County, God, click bait, “people” named Savannah, Everleigh and Cole. The new VC Andrews novel sounds like shit.

I hate that I’ve seen this

“To play the devils advocate”

I was a bit older than Bennett when my thirty-something boss and I began a consensual relationship. It was a “making up for lost time” sexual-shenanigans proposition for her and a “wow, this is the smartest, coolest, most interesting woman in the world” scenario for me.

She’s absolutely disgusting and no different from any man who’s been accused of the same. There was a clear power imbalance and she took full advantage. There’s also something to be said about a person who would inculpate a deceased person (Bourdain) who cannot defend himself. She’s trash and I hope she faces charges.

I’m glad Rebecca’s given up her quest to be the Dollar Tree Caity Weaver, but it looks like she wants to be Rich “whatever it takes for clicks” Juzwiak instead. Girl, at least Rich has a voice and agree or not with him he’s consistent.

My friends do this shit all the time, when I posted something about my Dog who died years ago, they all started talking about the one or two times they played with the damn dog.

15 years...and many, many miles.

This was the day Madonna became President.

I think it’s encouraging to all ambitious high achievers that in an industry filled with massive divas and egomaniacs, a simple Michigan girl like Madonna can put herself well above each and every one of them.

...which is Fine because it’s Not a Crime, except Sometimes it is I Guess. My brain was Replaced with a KFC Value meal.”