I’m here ALL DAY for horrible people being sniping assholes to one another.  

They’ll say something like “Trump didn’t get the abortion. She got the abortion.” or they’ll call her a liar cuz you know women. 

The dude looks like a Daytona Beach Chili’s come to life.

I fucking hate her. 

If they called it the Ryan Seaquest, I might forgive them this one yacht.

The Prince - DeVos family is so self absorbed by their ill-gotten wealth that they can’t see how vulgar having ten yachts is (and incidentally, 163' ship is the size of a fucking Apartment House!); tangible proof they live like the gauche nouveau riche pigs they are.

One for each of the Seven Seas, one for the Mediterranean and Black Seas, one for the Mississippi River, and one for the Great Lakes!

Every single thing about this story - what Target did, the reactions, the fact that a story was written about both - makes me picture Titus form “The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” asking what white foolishness is this. 

“O.K., G.P. would say, then what is science, and is it all-encompassing and altruistic and without error and always acting in the interests of humanity.” 

Im sure this caused beards to explode all over town.

I’ll nevertheless continue working on my script for a Se7en comedy spinoff about Gwyneth Paltrow’s severed head’s attempt to navigate the dating scene while being a severed head.

Sorry. Your pizza is fartbarf. 

If you are 50 miles away from a big city Papa Johns may be your only choice.

I am kinda surprised this rant didn’t end with a “Why is there not a White Entertainment Network?”

“I work for papa johns and i will say that we by far have the best pizza on the market”

So other than being alive, what exactly does SAP’s boyfriend bring to the table?  What is she “rounding up” from?  

18 Employees! JOBS!

They love to feel persecuted. It provides them great joy. So perhaps we should start feeding them to the lions again. Win-win-win.

I dont think they will. These are sad, scared, angry people. They will always be scared of the other. No matter who they throw into the ovens, there will always be an other.

“the fact that it appears to be a coordinated move”

‘Coordinated’ in that the story came out and then people who know him and have worked extensively with him and love him came to his defense?