Has it occurred to the scientists that the dead people are taking control of the alive people’s eyeballs because they already knew this?

...getting exercise through fun activities like dancing and using food choices as a way to make yourself healthy and strong.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Full disclosure: no matter what came out of his mouth I’d still hit that. 

Could a Suburban be a truck?

Auto Mechanic: I see the problem

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

I’m turning 50 next week, and my motto for the rest of my life is “Fuck that noise.” From now on, I call the shots. I’m not intimidated anymore, and I’m also mad as hell and not going to do anything I don’t want to do. Work late? Only if I want to. Put up with a shitty boss? Hell no. I’m not worried that quitting…

I’m 42. My youngest looked at my hands and then looked at my face recently and said “You have old hands but your face isn’t very old so you’re just medium old.”

I was never one of those people who dreaded aging but then I hit 40 and I was surprised how it hit me like a ton of bricks. I feel panicked that time is…

Oh for fuck’s sake, people aren’t going to start carrying around straws.  

This thirsty bitch makes Andy Cohen look dignified.

This turtle says that this article is a bad take.

I would rather drag my very real, non-straight scrotum over broken glass than watch anything on Bravo.

her “crap” response? she said she didn’t know. she said she didn’t know him. why do you automatically assume she’s lying?

For some reason, those jeans, that ass, those fucking shoes....they all just piss me off and make me inordinately mad on top of everything. That fucking fucker.

But she’s a terrible actress. 

She has a single facial expression. Why does she’s get cast in anything. 

Because they don’t want to make Gill’s story. They want to make a film about a sexy lesbian who “managed to claim her power” by running brothels.

I bet they’re going to put her in a fat suit and tell her to act butch.

This is an incredible story