I am not discounting the horror of these gangs, and how difficult it must be to remove these monsters, but let’s get specific. Which towns have been “liberated?” You’d think we’d have celebrations, or a parade, or something.

She’s been selling out Carnegie Hall/Apollo for years - she has world records, Emmys, and pretty much built Bravo, but will continue to get shat on until she dies and becomes a legend, and all her detractors suddenly become her biggest fans in life - exact same thing that happened to Joan Rivers

When I was a kid, I was CONVINCED my middle name was spelled ‘Suzzane’ not ‘Suzanne.’ So as an adult, knowing it was definitely not correct, I signed ‘Suzzane’ on my passport. I freaked out, had to call whoever in the government deals with that stuff. They told me to just cross it out, but it was hella embarrassing. I…

Marco Rubio already clutched his pearls on fuckgate.

The whole thing where five people got shot to death?

if only

Either fired or made president

Three games.

“Ms. Roberts is sitting on the ground while dressed in short denim shorts (some outlets are calling these “Daisy Dukes”)“

Whoa. I just had a flash. “Out of your cotton pickin’ mind” is not a phrase I commonly use, but it is one I have heard my whole (fairly long) life. Until this moment, I never thought it was a racist phrase. It was always just one of those apparently nonsensical sayings. How could I get to be this old and not known? …

Not every Republican can have Mitch McConnell’s chiseled jaw.

Erika Christensen: When you can’t afford Julia Stiles.

Johansson is dating by choice one Colin Jost

Now if we could only get Trump to tweet what he thinks Mulholland Drive was about so Lynch will correct him with the real answer.

I don’t know about Australia, but in America the insurance companies just bang my fucking nuts with a spiked fucking bat.

I just can’t understand how anyone apart from idiot anarchists would believe “disruption” in and of itself is a good thing. Destruction of the democratic norms of good governance isn’t helping anybody except oligarchs and authoritarians.

There must never be a redemption arc for the GOP. Destroy them utterly. Leave them so completely neutered and destitute that they’re never able to rebuild the tatters of their garbage fucking party.

Eat these people.

Why... why do you go there if they don’t have anything on the menu you like?

Life: Painful to watch, 75% dudebro hijinks.