Kronikka
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I think the Rand Paul situation was the result of a rural gay love triangle gone wrong. Some people are saying that. Some of our best people, like me.

I don’t think it’s unrealistic at all. I met my husband at work. We were friendly, but not flirtatious. He asked me if I’d like to join him and a group of friends for dinner after work. If I’d said “no,” he would have never asked me again. We became friends. After deciding he’d like to date me, he found another job,

I completely agree. A few years ago I was hit on while walking down the street and it wasn’t creepy because I could tell that if I said no then he would go away. That’s literally the only example of that I have. Women get really good at recognizing creeps. Be polite. Express your interest. Accept her response. No

It’s not that difficult, guys. How many of these stories have gone like this:

Laurie Metcalf is an underrated acting icon and I hope she gets a well deserved oscar not just for herself but on behalf of every underated, oscar worthy character-actress who never get the A list treatment

Anyone who can give someone $5 million to “stay off the internet” should have a lot less money. Anyone who does give someone $5 million to “stay off the internet” should have no money.  

I wasn’t on the I Hate Ansel Elgort train before, but I was on a plane last week that played Fault in Our Stars (I could not escape!) and now I’m the engineer, ticket-taker and brakeperson. Never thought I’d live to see the day when I’d be happy a kid died of cancer, but that’s the magic of Ansel Elgort, I guess.

Tyrese and Butfeck are idiots.

That was beautiful. Thank you. <3 This man can absolutely suck my oyster until Kingdom Come for all the shit he’s done.

Obamacare is so evil that when it saw Rand had five broken ribs, it decided to break another because it’s Obamacare.

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

Here is a transcript:

How does one counsel a lion with religious indoctrine? Do they get Aslan to come give them a pep talk?

These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly. I don’t know, they must have copied it somewhere or it is demonic. Because these animals do not watch movies.

I am so excited for the day Bobby gets tickets. I am sending it into the Universe.

it’s just the weird mindset of wanting the person that hurt you to be the person that’s hugging you and telling you that it was an accident,” she says. “I wanted to feel like I was in control of the situation and not him.”

It’s the version of Tetris you can NEVER win.

That’s Doug?

How is the show getting away with straight copying the North Face logo?

omg let’s buy up all the tickets for one day so that Bobby Finger will be the only one in the audience.