Like a cute nightmare.

“making forts under covers”

like never.

“I’m laughing with my lover, making forts under covers.”

But he DID have a Clash song written about him, and that’s something not many can say.

Nah, he has company in that closet.

I love people who wear Pandora bracelets. It means I can tell by looking at them not waste my breathe trying to be friends with them.

Eh, I like Alec Baldwin’s reflections.

All I’ve ever heard about him is he had a bunch of celebrity friends who loved to go out and have (as far as I know consensual) sex with hot women in the 90s, and that he likes very short-term relationships with supermodels. So, nothing bad, really.

This is some Marie Antoinette Petit Trianon shit

Oh, no. You called the most important people in my life BASIC! Oh, the insult! I rue the day I gave them jewelry they like and have sentimentality towards!

I see ISIS as a death cult. It attracts people who want to murder, but are looking for an excuse or cover to do so. The rest of the mass murderers in America just murder without ISIS as cover; but they are basically the same type of human.

I remember my Repub co-workers getting so fucking angry at Obama when he tried to “influence” an active case by saying that if he had a son he would look like Trayvon Martin. I wonder why none of them are saying anything about a sitting president crying for the death penalty on an open case. Hmmmmm... what could…

Nothing like the President publicly stating a suspect should get the death penalty before he’s even had a hearing to ensure a fair trial.

Organizing atheists is like herding cats.

Floating diarrhea factories. And, people just disappear.

That chode’s face reminds me of bibles and cocaine.

I don’t think there is any data to support that. I’m pretty sure that church attendance is at an all-time low, and the percentage of people who say they belong to an organized religion is also down.

Good deal, Jim. Just keep on pretending you’re not gay.

I once found myself on a free Disney cruise, and let me tell you, that place is a parents fucking PARADISE. You could drop your kids off when you embark on a Friday and not see them until you’re back at home port. As for my own feelings on the cruise, I kept cycling through a few different thoughts. 1. I wouldn’t pay…