Corticosteroids are not meant to be used on the regular, especially on the face. It thins the skin and often produces a rebound effect, thereby exacerbating the problem you were trying to treat in the first place.

Maybe the problem is you?

This is one of the more thoughtful definitions of trolling that I’ve encountered.

Should have ended this with “Including you.”

This is the real A Christmas Story.

You never picked up Sassy?

The second coming of Jenna Lyons. No more, no less. I remain unimpressed.

I truly hate pimento cheese, but I dunno, this sounds flavorful.

Thanks for putting yourself out here like this. It’s a show of strength, and somebody is going to read this and feel a little less alone themselves. My heart is with your sweet baby dog today.

You aren’t alone. Don’t be miserable and diminished. We can, and must, change this. Treat yo self today. Then let’s get cracking.

Nothing more needs to be said. You nailed it.

Congratulations?

You are an awesome individual.

Truth.

This is unfortunate. Here’s a star.

I have no idea what is going on with my Android device, but if something could rid it of Juzwiak, I think it will be OK? VIRUS FREE!

This is such basic information that I’m fully embarrassed for the ... well, whichever monkey wrote this.

“shrivel-dick. “

I choose to believe this is a thinly veiled FU.

I’m starring you against my better wishes.