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Who the fuck is this no-name anyway? And who gives a fuck?

>Farenthold denied this to CNN, but did admit to calling his staffers fucktards “in jest, not in anger.”

Cogent analysis here.

Totally nailed it.

This sub-site is fairly awesome. There’s a lot of potential here. Stay on the beat.

Stupid person with stupid opinions chooses stupid reason to kill herself. I don’t give half a fuck.

Ugh. Thanks for sacrificing your eyeballs for this.

Bless your heart.

God, she’s a fucking imbecile.

Sorry, but I blanch at the idea you did any “investigative work” here.

No, this is actually worse than 500 Days of Kristin.

You need to do a WOULD U featuring Bevins.

Had to sign in just to star this, because you are absolutely correct about Metcalf. She is so, so damn good.

Hold the clock indeed. If you ever use said insurance, you will never be reimbursed and your credit will be forever fucked.

This is actually a good take.

You seem particularly hung up on the “homosexual” angle.

Starred for cooter.

None, not one of these, could ever be mistaken for “cute.”