This is a perfect description of his “style.”

Well, now I’ve vomited all over myself.

Nerd.

Now, I don’t always like her music, but I respect Pink. She comes across as being self-aware, engaged, and thoughtful. You go, Pink.

Take a nap

“Cum-sock administration.” LOL. I’m dying.

I doubt her sexual prowess is that great. I hope for her sake it is, but I highly doubt it.

I say this with absolute dispassion: Go fuck yourself, ya dipshit.

That tweet is venomous, crystallized perfection. This woman deserves a cash prize, or a coupon for a free spa visit or something.

Ghost Truck is legit terrifying.

You win this round.

Trisha Yearwood earned her stripes. Leave that bodacious woman alone.

“the bobby fingers of this world”? Really? LOL. That’s your problem? Go fuck yourself.

Hey, I’m Alive is a much more compelling title.

Your use of irony was clearly logical in modern usage. Do not mind the pedants.

Just going to add to this that if I have to click through one more Goose Island beer ad to read a single post, make that EVERY single post, I’m going to plotz.

This is new and totally titillating information. There is no way Brando didn’t fuck him.

Wait ... Cary Elwes is in these movies!? THAT is the gay angle to this story.

So she has a 10th of the charisma as Kristin? Got it.