What is even going on?

PA? You are so full of shit.

Bahaha. So using this.

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One fantastically shitty album gave you an insight into two decades of her married life? Yeah, no.

He was kinda cute.

I will boldly proclaim Jaws as the most over-hyped, shittily-produced movies ever. Ev. Er.

I have to surmise that she is a craven bitch as well.

I’m embarrassed to be alive.

I totally want Bobby to scout one of these things out.

Hahaha. I hope she sits across from Amy f’n Poehler. It would be the only episode I would watch.

Fuck you.

Have sex with yourself. It helps immensely. Not kidding.

Over-staffed? Probably. But everybody that works there is 15 and blindingly white.

You heard about me and waffle fries!? The internet truly knows all.

White Castle is abominable, and if your husband grew up in the south he should have been eating Krystal.

That is a damn fine-ass cat.

Brutal, and accurate.

Ah, bullshit. Didn’t you see the campaign videos about their hardscrabble youthing’uns? They DESERVE this.

She needs Steve Albini as her manager.