He could have been POTUS. He chose poontang. You know what, knowing what we know - fuck it, good on him.

The national average price is exactly half that. Google works both ways.

Straight guys, I’ve got a Q.

You’re never too old to learn.

Pittsburgh.

She’s fantastically idiotic.

Marriage for marriage’s sake is a fool’s errand. Avoid.

There’s an app called Prana Breath I find calming. Super simple, super effective.

You like to cut through the bullshit, don’t you?

God, that’s brutal.

Laura Dern is one of few actors that I will watch in anything they are featured in. She has been a creative workhorse for decades, and she elevates lesser material.

Re-read your comment.

I was not aware of this cameo. He’s ... wow.

RJ still thinks he’s a legitimate cultural critic? LOL. God, his views are facile.

Honestly, between this and calling Terry Gross “Ter Ter,” I’m already finding Jessica Williams’ publicity tour a little tiring.

Raise your hand if you’ve heard one note of the music of “Owl fucking City.” Nobody? Cool.

Oh, but you are a square, Blanche. Ya are!

I hope that all the idiots who hearted that tweet call 911 real soon.

I think you’re thinking of Brian Springer’s Spin. It’s on YouTube.

You’ve never been to church.