Don’t star this or anything, but I honestly believe that there is GOOD life on the other side. Chin up.

High five.

Holy shit, that’s a good response. I just felt rage.

You will be fine. You don’t need a hero. Keep going.

I probably think CF is a better role model than you. Just saying.

I laughed too hard at this.

I like that no explanation is given. I think I’d like your wife.

Sorry. Damn. You have some hard-won wisdom.

Why do you presume to know better than the victim, whose drum you would steal to make a meager song?

I fucking cannot anymore. FUCKING NO MORE CANS LEFT.

Now shit’s getting real.

Dolly never ceases to amaze. This is what a dignified walk looks like. Now, if she can get that 9 to 5 sequal going ...

Jon Hamm, what in the name of fuck are you doing?

First they came for the blahblah, THEN THEY CAME FOR MY HOT POCKETS!

Steps is a book that will haunt you for the remainder of your life.

I’ve already lost everything to my ex, so I see this as a fun and unique opportunity. She handled it better than I would’ve.

This is a brutal, candidate! Rectal cancer, guffaw, you make Round 2!

That one producer is hot, so no award, but hey. All comes out in the wash.

Go on.

Way harsh, Tai.