I feel embarrassed for Kevin Hart, and angry at anybody who gives his lame ass money.

God, this is so much masturbatory bullshit.

Nothing sounds too amusing, so thank you. You saved me valuable time.

As Roger Ebert observed, a story isn’t *what* it is about, it is about *how* it is about.

This is like Kardashian Kollege.

I appreciate your salient, feministic points.

tldr ; Yeah, your job sucks. Welcome to life.

*a.

I am bored by Nicki Monaj and her big naturals.

Trim.

This made me laugh today, instead of eye-rolling. That’s a win, I guess?

Totally, TOTALLY on-point.

I actually love TH, and never knew this. Good to know.

Men do this all the time, and do not require the subjugation. POINT.

I am sorry, this is so BARF-TASTIC. Why do women do this?

Penis jokes are the only jokes I endorse! TRUMP ‘16.

In most cases, that is probably true. Your kid knows the score.

There’s a quietly heartbreaking short story in that description.

So. Long.

I’m not just crazy. This is totally sexy, right?