You are a total fucking IDIOT and FOOL. I really hope you don’t survive. *spit*

HAHA. Amazing put-down. I like her for real now.

“DEEP REGRET” at 52? You aren’t trying very hard.

This is a stellar graphic.

Give me names / addresses.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE OLD WHEN ... the Doritos Girl becomes the Lactaid Lady.

I forget who Ali Larter is, but I can tell you that eating Lactaid ice cream at 2 or 3 in the morning will not wreak havoc with your bowels.

Amen, and likewise, don’t be ashamed of your roots. Most Kentuckians are not this ignorant.

I’ll stick to your basic 40 with time leftover for food, sleep, sex, personal relationships, community and whatnot. And you know you’re not getting paid for those emails, right?

They used to famously (I guess?) mouth the word “prune” when they posed for a photo. What the hell is this face word then?

Can somebody explain to me how hostels actually work? Every website I’ve ever visited is basically like. “35 and under only.”

Just let me roll you a joint. Out like a light!

It boggles the mind. IT FUCKING BOGGLES IT.

Manny. I mean, I volunteer.

Why “practicing Pagan?” All believers are stupid.

High five on that one.

Holy Christ, that IS a thing.

On some days, I’m glad I’m just gay and not a person of color.

Bad, bad, bad.

Are you still thinking about that porn actor who who wasn’t Chris Christie? Because I am.