I could only wish to live in a world where he decreed from the state house lawn, “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!”

*puffs*

It makes me sad for him / simultaneously pissed that there are Indian kids in his state taking his white-face to heart.

Some people think angels are supposed to be nice, but I know this is the face of a true angel.

I don’t know

This is completely accurate.

But not more likable.

But what does it look like when he poops?

All. Dat. Hair.

Have you tried the silicone ones you can smash into your earholes? They are the shit.

Reese is rocking her Secret Bangs.

You spent way too much time on this.

Congratulations, you sound boring as fuck.

THAT’S WAT GOT ME.

I hate them both, but Will and Jada seem to have mutual respect.

The #life of the party.

Kubrick’s final, unrealized vision.

Nobody thought of shaming them?

Is there a referee outside the door with a stop watch or something?

I think the feds would create a separate tax bracket for me if they knew what was going on.