Kronikka
Kronikka
Kronikka

This needs to be a scene in a romcom.

This is so very true.

Rich is fucking pissed you wrote about this first. Everybody else is like, “big shit.”

Good christ, she can’t even play a fucking android!?

Boring idiot meets boringer idiot.

I want peace and restitution for these women.

The Lambert / Shelton divorce is kind of adorable. We could all learn from this.

I would love to see the look on Gwyneth’s face if somebody gifted her this.

Sick burn.

Oh holy shit, make this a reality for the rest’v’us.

I think it is the same reason I like to drink and go to Anthropologie. But NOT the same as getting stoned and going to IKEA.

tldr: YES. Your neighbor’s or anyone else’s.

Whoo-eee, this puts my supposedly shitty morning in perspective.

Gospel.

I enjoy Crazy Sinead. (Also, Musical Artist Sinead.)

Every single time I try to *actively* dislike Tavi, I find that I can’t. Damn it, I can’t! Even when she is shilling for Clinique!

I don’t agree with this, but somehow I am laughing pretty hard.

Every single thing about this daub of beige paint is painfully fucking boring. Her music is boring, her music/face/body/brand is boring, she is totally lacking in content or message.