It’s like a booty tsunami. Now get down on your knees and call me your mommy.

Yes. Today.

Fuck you. I hope you lose your precious job today.

LOL. God, that’s beautiful.

There’s always one of you. Thanks for the pedantry.

I hope you have peace in your life.

You are totally on point.

Fuck this noise. Being tubby is fun.

Oh fucking hell NAW.

Your Pulitzer is in the mail.

This is the meanest thing I will read all day, and still I LOL’d pretty hard.

The Velvet Fog.

Shit. You're going to make me read Cosmo now?

Dianne Wiest would be a perfect fit for contemporary television. I'd watch the shit out of anything she was cast in. She is a GREAT actor, and it is a pleasure to watch her perform her craft.

This is brilliant.

I suspect you are really good at your job. :) We need need your kind all over.

OK, it is unfair for me to say that you implied anything having to do with sex, or gay sex in particular, in relation to prolapse. That's an easy lob. I apologize.

I just find it unhelpful, untrustworthy, and yeah - homophobic - to say that using your anal muscles is any different than using your vaginal muscles. And since you are quoting back to me, you *did* notice that PP mentioned that pussies fall out too, right?

Planned Parenthood would seem to disagree with your assessment, and they are talking about big ole honkin cyocks : http://asktheexperts.plannedparenthood.org/?p=2992

TREAT YO SELF.