She uses Lumosity. It's based on neuroscience.

The last time I was in an Anthropologie, the sales associate asked me if I needed any help. "No, I just come in here when I need stuff to laugh about." With a very knowing grin, she told me to find her if I needed anything.

John McCain told Stephen Colbert last night that he fried four turkeys this Thanksgiving. Do with that information what you will and proceed accordingly.

The off-camera human deserves to be punched.

Hahaha. You're a little kid. Next.

OK, I'm speaking as a hairy man that likes other hairy men - but why wouldn't a straight dude love armpit hair on a woman? Or, moreover, why wouldn't a woman love having it? I get confused about this.

That took two more minutes than I thought it would.

CONTROVERSIAL: When is somebody going to say, "Idris Elba is OK-looking, but he's not all that?"

Anchors I Have Known and Loved is a romantic memoir waiting to happen.

I'm glad this magazine is getting love. It is fun, smart, and surprisingly skeptical about corporate America.

Just go shave your back, old man.

I will work in fast food before I ever entertain the notion of working for tips again. Never. Again.

How so?

Gay dude here. Unless it is non-existent or just ... weird, I've never had a hang-up about dick size. You better be able to kiss, though.

Godfuckingdamnit, Jason Momoa - stop giving me hard-ons. I can't take this shit anymore.

Oh, I will use this line a million, billion times in the weeks to come.

Eva Longoria is one of those people you give major side-eye to when you first encounter them, and then eventually she becomes your best friend. She's smart, articulate, and impassioned. I like her.

This is a really awesome graphic.

Somebody kill this dumb bitch. Full stop.

I want a gang of women to go give him a beat-down. Or just one woman.