It's called sperm competition, and it's essentially the reason some men like to be cuckolded.

I love that you have managed to mention one of my favorite sexy things (Turkish oil wrestling) and one of my least favorite sexy things (zentai) in the comment threads. You are truly a renaissance perv!

GOT DAM, that is a fine specimen. What a pleasant Google image search I just had!

I blame Miley Cyrus.

It should come as no surprise that Yelpers are assholes. In fact, most will threaten you - the server - with bad reviews if you don't kowtow to their out-sized neediness or offer them gratis items to ameliorate their wan disappointment.

Temptation Island 3.

She ostensibly does "sing". She went on a TV talent show not that long ago and did an embarrassing, drunken duet with a 12 year old contestant. Her album from last year sold an abysmal 10,000 copies total. Must be depressing to have your career peak at age 13.

"Later over lunch ... " Um, no.

I hope you don't give up. If you have health insurance, fuck it, just do Accutane. It changed my life for the better. The side effects were minimal, and the results were beyond my expectations. Whatever works or doesn't work, please don't lose hope. I know how shitty it feels. It's not trivial, it's not cosmetic. It…

Have you tried soap with sulfur in it? GNC usually carries Grandpa's brand for about five bucks. Easy to find online too.

Is reading about child molestation, like, a hobby for you? Because that's not creepy.

Holy shit. Seek help, dude.

There used to be a time I could have cared about this.

Academic studies? You have to be kidding.

Bangs are ovar.

I am jealous of her friends.

Excellent point! If the food is clean and relatively dry, why shouldn't it be considered a finger food by default by this logic? This logic? Haha, oh yes — "logic".

Phew! But was that really her whole answer? (I admit, I always thought she was kind of a charlatan. I think it's kind of built into an advice columnist's DNA, though.)