For you, Dodai:

If they had been serious about making Ronald modern, he'd have a fucking Skrillex haircut right now.

Meh. I like it's a fair question, and one that would almost certainly be broached in a court of law, but apparently you're wrong, completely wrong, and have been fucking corrected. (God said it, I believe it, that settles it.)

This is something I will now think about. A lot. And very deeply.

People on cocaine are usually raging adolescent douchebags. That's why I refuse to believe this confession of his.

I hope you didn't pay money for this seminar.

I wish I could give a shit about strangers' theistic beliefs. Seems to not make any difference. Hmph. Moving on.

I'd feel a lot better with sensible people like you parenting more children. Good luck to you.

Are you watching Hannibal? I didn't think I was going to like it, and damned if I'm not a super-fan. (Hi, Hugh Dancy! Call me anytime.) It is sad that it will almost certainly get canceled this season. Hope they let the writers wrap up the story-lines.

Instant callback. Love it.

You need to shut that shit down, because she is a fox and smart as hell. and I imagine you are ... average. In both regards.

Good call. This is getting to sound like The Children's Hour all up in here.

What made the Emma Watson gif less horrifying to me was the part in the video when Susan (HULLO, she has a name!) was in a half-stocked, oaken library with her +1 readers on, and an open book in her hand, and ... she was staring at the ceiling. Straight up at the ceiling.

You were grateful for a piece of pie after almost eating a living, flying, hairy insect? You are a more forgiving person than I could hope to be. Good on you, though.

I had essentially the same thought, but about flakes of gold. I knew they were coming.

Let's everybody order one and send it back to the kitchen.

Oh, holy fucking shit. This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

This is a reality check for me. I seriously had no idea people like this actually existed in the world. Damn, I'm way more adult than I even knew.

Oh, this will end well.

Oh, this will end well.