Calling someone a "sheisty alcoholic" betrays precisely the sort of group-think that turns off so many to AA. I've had experience with AA, and found it to be, simply, a cult. No more, no less.

Challenging you. Which organization did you make your donation to?

If he'd said it had been "mocked up" I'd be more inclined to believe his ugly orange ass.

I will remember this the next time I fly. *smacks head repeatedly*

I wasn't trolling, honest. You made a good case.

Tabloids are a good distraction, and I mean the really dirty ones like Globe. I've noticed that my seatmates always glance over, too, and when I'm finished flipping through them furiously I pass them around and people seem delighted and relieved. I really think there's some dumb magic in Loosch Lips that keeps planes…

What kind of loser has time to devote to mixing up their shampoo with gelatin in a mixing bowl and then adding it back to the bottle with a funnel? Serious question.

Jack Osbourne somehow got adorable overnight.

Don't even say that.

Why?

How is this not already a movie?

JF is truly, truly sexy. I'd pay crazy money to see an Elastica reunion show.

Sometimes Kathleen Hanna just likes being a contrarian.

That sound you hear is Lena Dunham's head banging against her desk for not thinking of the Grimace joke first.

Just be glad you didn't listen to the audio book. *cringe*

They got rid of the rustling noise? Does this mean they are no longer compostable?

I'm 34 and have no clue as to this man's identity. My guess was going to be that he's a novelty MC or something?

This is why people hate feminists.

When I lived in DC and was unemployed, I always answered that question with "consulting." Nobody ever asked me what kind or who for or even what that meant.

Count this Kentucky dem in the pro-Judd column. I'll even canvass for her if and when the time comes.