There are so many brilliant touches to her performance. I completely agree that it stands with the best anything SNL has ever aired.

This is what I came for. The TRUE comedy gold will be mined right. here.

Had to send it back to the printer. "If you eat here, you will shart."

First, Lulu was a used CD market. Then it was a third-rate mp3 market. Now it is a meat market. I think I just got Future Shocked.

She still has the voicemail, right? And surely an archival backup? If had a post-coital Gosling voicemail, I'd install a little button on my tombstone that activated a recording of it, beneath the inscription: "1979 - 2089. I HIT THAT." (I'm assuming having his penis inside you - even briefly -extends your life by at…

You were stone cold BUS-TED! Should've been masturbating.

Julie Klausner is going to have something to say about this.

I finally submitted to it after the deluge of Strerek / Scisaac fan art in my tumblr stream. It makes me roll my eyes on the regular, but not for too long, because the entire cast is hot as hell. But Allison. *groan* She's an annoying jerk and just needs to fucking die. The leftover screen time should be allocated to…

This was all I could think about.

DUDE! Recover! No way this is worth your time.

Hehe. OK. You "win."

I've no doubt that would suit your purposes only too perfectly. Mazel tov.

I personally believe many U.S. Americans don't have maps.

This description only makes me want to fuck him more. :(

I bet she uses capital letters though.

I wish you had a gavel to bang.

"Joe Zee channelling Don Draper" is totally funny, and totally not possible.

Z SNAP!

More eye contact = more copulation. Let this be your motivation.

God, gurl. Get it together and catch that damn train!