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He is the sexiest. THE. SEXIEST.

Ever? Try always.

This is an entirely new and awful Ambien horror story. My doctor gave me about three months-worth free and I was leery. I gave them to a friend who liked taking it and having sex while hallucinating.

I seem to recall a House of Style episode from long ago in which he used a disposable camera for a shoot. I mean.

It was THERAPY.

I am so, so glad I have never seen a minute of this shit-sounding show.

I remember reading years ago that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith installed a special toilet that would acoustically cancel out their farts. I bet Gwyneth totally has one of those. And if I'm being honest, I would kill for one.

I am wiping a tear. Excellent job.

This boy votes for Egoiste.

"Inside Scientology" by Janet Reitman is amazing, alarming, and infuriating. Get this book from your local library. I can no longer respect anyone involved with this dirty fucking cult after reading it.

I think I may be tiring of Tavi's preciousness.

Has it been determined whether or not Lil Bub's human is hot? I just feel he has to be.

I was about to come to your defense, sir.

Scruffy Thomas with tufts of gray is making me all GRRR.

The new show runner has explicitly stated that caftans are out this season, so there's a lot of creative shaking up going on at "Smash."

Looks like my Tumblr dashboard.

So you urinate on the floor? I seriously don't get why this would ever be necessary - even with a much a larger (soft) penis.

I cried. I hate my life.