I’m pretty sure this guy is on my street.

My favorite local profile: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/pathet…

Well, that's exactly how I pictured it anyway, so...

Clone High, bless you.

Dave, is your guy Cool Youth Pastor ?

recommending for "peenors"

I've also had employers unsympathetic to mental illness. That one gets me riled up.

Can I share mine here? Just for sharesies?

A beautiful union...or a beautiful ONION?!

"Are you still watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"

Half of these are fad words that are going to fade out of existence within the next several years.

If Yooper gets an add-in, so should Yinzer.

Oh, and also in a biology trailer at Coastal Carolina University.

A tube in a McDonald's Playplace. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be proud of myself or disgusted.

Oh god, we really do put french fries on everything, don't we? And had you never said anything, I wouldn't have thought to try pierogies. You can take the girl outta da burgh, but you can't take da burgh outta the girl.