It's not a party until your goblet is full of Swedish fish and smoking across the table.

Nah, you're not an idiot. Sometimes it takes going down the wrong path to appreciate the right one.

That's rad. I work with kids who have disabilities too.

Yes, I get why it's annoying, but...

I'm sorry to hear that, but it sounds like they left a wonderful legacy behind.

These are all the lame/tame fetishes of a quirky romcom character.

Wow, your parents sound amazing. They should write a book together or something.

I think it's one thing when it's one area, but add in your media, interests, etc. and I start wondering, "what do we have in common besides being bipedal?"

Ok, so those were some of the tamest and most banal "fetishes" I've ever heard about.

I was picturing Robert Crumb:

Last boyfriend would eat literally anything I gave him. It made me feel good until I realized he just could. Not. Waste. Food. Like, he would start to have panic attacks if I threw out a piece of corn that wasn't totally gnawed off. He probably dug around in the trash to finish it for me.

I live in Ohio and P&G is headquartered in Cincinnati. I know a lot of people who work there. I wonder how it'll affect staffing. It's a huge employer for the area.

so dope. i wanna be paid only in rbg bucks.

It is considered immature or shallow to seriously weight in romantic prospects whether you like the same bands, or movies, or TV shows, or vacations, or food.

I would like to humbly add Abigail Adams and Sojournor Truth.

I vote harriet tubman. Or does it have to be a white woman?

Since we're dreaming big, I put my vote for this person on the $20. Can you tell my heart is in the big, blue sky?

Oprah is a woo-peddling new-agey crackpot. She also unleashed Dr. Phil on the universe. Screw her.