Oh, is being old and judgmental a mental illness now? It's so hard to know, because there aren't any diagnostic criteria for mental illness. The only REAL way to know if someone has a brain disorder is if they do things you don't agree with.

What's a good swiss chard recipe? I'm open but haven't ever cooked it ... help me?

This made things SO MUCH WORSE!!!

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Hi there. Lesbian here, in need of some clarification. Do straight women like cuddling with a guy's belly? I've been out of that game for a while. I know beards are cool now, but not belly's right?

That sure does look like two people walking together.

I think spinach is actually the only cook-able green leaf that I DON'T like - it has that weird chalky taste to me, especially raw. Which is why I'm so pumped that kale and chard have become popular/readily available, because I lurrrrve them! (So thank you for your knowledge!!)

can someone do some possibly-poison-y research for me? i basically love all greens, but kale is the only one that i know i can cook OR eat raw, and i goddamn love the massaged kale salad thing. you can't do that with chard or mustard greens, can you?

Now I'm glad my parents wouldn't buy me pointy boots!

I don't know how credible this study is, but they're saying chard is actually twice as nutritious as kale. Watercress is #1. Watercress, so hot right now.

I like them both but yeah, swiss chard is way better. Unfortunately there's a shortage of chard in my garden because the damn deer came and ate it all. They left the kale untouched.

It's certainly higher in Vitamin Pretentious.

And rainbow chard. And collards. God I'm hungry now.

What if it's just something really sad? Like an old lady who is batty and really lonely and bought a lot of dolls on Home Shopping shows that she thought the neighbor kids might like.

Canadians def talk like that. And the Brits use "year," not "grade."

Definitely Canadian. Brits don't use that terminology.

John Lennon was without a doubt a Bono-level douche. But this guy outdouches both of them.

Exactly. I refuse to wear Spanx because it takes all my lower belly fat and pushes it up around my waist, so I look like some vaguely human shaped rectangle. I'd rather have a little visible pooch and an actual waist, TVM!

I feel bad for him - what the hell kind of shoes was he wearing that warped his feet like that from dancing on stage? His feet look like bound feet from the olden days of China.

Maaaan, you musta been born after the pointy-shoed rock-star days. Everybody wore massively triangle-toed boots and jumped around like coked-up weasels. I'd say Tyler has earned the right to have severely damaged feet at this point.