I am really flattered that Andrew Keegan not only stole the ugly vest I wore in seventh grade but also named his huge macaw after me.

NOTICE: I don't know anything about plastic surgery. I am not a plastic surgeon and while I have hung out a few times with a plastic surgeon, I didn't ask him any questions that would help me answer any of these questions. This is just all my own stupid conjecture.

I envy you! What an amazing experience that must have been. What city was it?

I have had such similar experiences; there have been times when his voice was the only one I wanted to hear. Like I said, sorely missed.

It does.

Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan was a genius and had one of the most amazing, most powerful voices I have ever heard. He is sorely missed.

She does, in spite of being from Connecticut.

My only friend who uses an electronic cigarette prefers to say "having the vapors."

Pinkham, you're not supposed to eat the spiky, prickly part. It's strictly the juicy, yellow interior that is meant for human consumption. I think you'll find that portion rather sweet, delicious, and innocuous.

Holy crap. Thanks for the link.

YO why isn't this part of the story? If War Machine and his brother have been personally harassing Dog the Bounty Hunter and threatening his daughter, that should be included in the article. That's really important.

OK Pinkham, normally I'm rolling on the floor with your food rankings, but we need to talk.

My father-in-law was a foreign serviceman and the labor attache in Jakarta during the 1980s. He only had reason to visit a prison once, and he characterized it as reminding him of the film Cool Hand Luke, but a thousand times larger and a thousand times worse.

Oh mercy. I love you so much. You have won the discussion.

Ah yes, the ever popular "LOOKAMYSOCKS!" trousers. And all the other nonsense (headband!)

If I recall correctly, there was some hullabaloo a few years ago about a street style photographer giving a woman with long, amazing athletic legs and stack-heeled shoes a backhanded compliment, like, oh these shoes work with her thick legs, and that gave me a serious case of the eyerolls. Like, you can't take a…

My favorite style blog remains to this day Advanced Style. These are women who really love fashion and have amazing, well-crafted looks, which come from testing and experimenting and being true to their personalities. Fantastic.

Yup. It's much less about the clothes on the person and the creativity in his/her head, but the physical person him/herself, and that's disingenuous to me.

I do the crop top. Mostly with my dad's house lunghee. I am in favor of it in general. What I'm not really digging in term of silhouette is the very high neck that's become popular in the last two years or so. It just gets higher and higher and it makes the neck look shorter than it really is, and I'm just not…

When I was little, my best friends and I used to play that we were horses all the time and run along the beach like this with our little arms going just like in the video. We were such happy little kids. That's why I really have a soft spot in my heart for this crazy lady; it's like she preserved that childlike…