Stephen Fry is wonderful. That is all there is to say.

It was magical. He is so, so very lovely and talked with me about atheism for about twenty minutes. He is one of those amazing people that makes genuine human connections instantaneously.

THAT IS AMAZING. Is she hurt? Is she OK?

OMG I have so many! Pff, New York life.

I went to the Bartow Pell Mansion in the Bronx yesterday. I had a lot of fun, the grounds are really beautiful, BUT I am putting an alert on it for Fellow Dorky Historical Home Visitors:

You can do what my dad did, which was to lock all of my hair, so at least it was a uniform look. I liked having locks as a little kid — very low stress.

Any time! I know, it's shocking, we think that the internet has all of the information — not yet!

CORRECT TOES. OMG sleep in them, wear them with slippers around the house, SO MUCH RELIEF. They will help you feel a lot better.

This is not weird! This happens!

I just went on the AA site and the suit that I own in that color is no longer for sale, but here is a bikini in the light copper color. It's a really nice, unique color, but it doesn't coordinate well with the watermelon top. It's definitely not indecent, whatever the color, because it IS swimwear and she is not…

OK OK I have a maillot from AA in the bottom color, and it's actually a shiny yellow-orange color. It's called light copper and a lot of their swimwear is that color. It just looks like that in the photo, but it does not really look beige/tan in real life. It just photographs that way. I don't think it really…

I could not agree with you more in regards to self-fulfilling prophecies — if you're continually told "THIS THING IS FOR YOU," eventually you're going to believe it. And Michael Bay is the worst of the worst.

This little girl is a smartie! Only five and she's already at stage 4 on the Kohlberg scale of moral development, which is better than some of my friends who are forty.

I can't say I've ever heard of that problem before. What did you do to resolve it? I mean, I'm not at all unhappy at the moment with just buying raw milk, because I obviously really like it, but I can't say I'm not curious.

At least pick La Guardia! I live in New York, it should be a local airport.

As I said, plenty of sympathy from me, buddy. I would lose my mind.

Yeah, creativity people, please! I'd love it if someone somehow figured out a way to make a joke out of the fact that Ben Kingsley and I have the same first name. Something involving sexy beasts perhaps.

YES OLD AND BORING JOKES MADE BY BORING PEOPLE. I'm glad that you made the best of it, though! I like my name a lot more now than I did growing up as well.

Hey, lots of sympathy over here, pal. Wow. That's a hefty one.

"Hey, how'd you get a name like Chong, anyway?"