I’ve done this in a manual car and on a motorcycle. Thankfully it just results in embarrassingly stalling out, not motoring into whatever’s in front of me. :)

Ah, so THAT’S why the passenger didn’t get out. Bet it’s his wheelchair.

I cannot be the only person who has let off the clutch “in neutral” only to find I’m still in gear. I could absolutely see this still being a possibility on a manual.

Couldn’t confuse this if you have 3 pedals.

That thing looks like a sad dog in a shitty sweater. 

That odd moment of feels when you realize that the Jawa Sandcrawler is literally more aerodynamic than your own car...

The flat earthers may yet prove their worth, the way things are going by next year we’re going to need a sustainable and ethical source of Soylent Green...

You are giving flat earthers way too much credit. This van is cooler than flat earthers, has a reason to exist and can provide real value to the world.

and a week old decomposing deer in the bed of his F150

Of course you need a gun when you fly. You never know when society might break down (maybe in the middle of your flight!) and you need to protect your home (even though you’re on a flight). And then there’s the definite possibility  that Obama might sneak into your home and take your guns when you’re away!

Further, our pre-9/11 airport security did catch the ‘weapons’ used to take over the planes (box cutters and small knives) but they were allowed past because those items were OK to bring onto planes at that time. 

Kinda unrelated, but I once got suspended from school for bringing in a pearing knife to peel the kiwi I brought with lunch. Didn’t wave it around or any shit like that, just was trying to eat some fruit. My mother’s reaction was great. “Seriously? That pair of scissors you have on your desk there is way more…

They took my butter knife, but left my sketchy stamped steel fork that legit looked like a prison shank.

Watch out, Chief, she’s got a soup spoon. It could turn ugly!

Pure security theater at work. The TSA’s incompetence shows that our fear of a terrorist attack on planes is pretty much groundless [AQ ran out of suicide bombers after 9/11, when they all blew themselves up], just as the Secret Service’s renowned drunkenness and cocaine binges proved that there is no real ongoing…

I don't head to the living room without being strapped. That place is like Fallujah.

It’s funny... Almost everybody I know who is pro-gun-rights, including myself, feels this way when you talk about it. But it plays out so differently and at the extremes in the political realm.

I feel compelled to point out that our pre-9/11 metal-detector + X-Ray regime was sufficient to catch these firearms, and we should in no way allow us to see reports like this as justification for the modern TSA. Even though justifying the (expansion of the) TSA budget is exactly the reason to release a report like…

Wash your hands