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Slightly related. Recently I rewatched the infamous Gimme More performance of 2007, which was obviously not up to the Britney performance standards we the public had been used to. She was just going through the motions, not even attempting to believably lip sync, very much when you just show up to work and do the

To say this work is derivative would be an understatement. This is like the work of a high schooler who just discovered certain pop art (and some very specifc Warhols)—which is fine, but this is more celebrity memorabilia than fine art. I guess some people will pay for anything.

When you burn yourself on your own hot take.

Woah woah woah woah . . . and ADULT tries to fuck A CHILD, and the KID is now on blast as being in the wrong for EXPOSING A PREDATORY GROOMING AND ATTEMPTED STATUTORY RAPE?!?!

Doja cat is consistently problematic and stupid. she frequently gets on instagram live and says vile, shitty stuff about people a lot less powerful, rich, and famous than she is. as many have pointed out, it’s really fucking weird she DM’d noah for this purpose. but it is infuriating that this article treats doja like

Famous 26-year-old Female Singer DMs Underaged Male Child Actor To Facilitate Sexual Encounter With Another

No lie, if drake can get called out for some predatory shit for texting MBB, we gotta do the same to her.

if you’re a grown-ass adult perving after a teenager, I'd say sharing the pervert’s DMs is a very cool thing to do, actually

DM sharing is not cool, but it seems yall are overlooking the fact that Doja was being a real creep in the first place. And then to embarrass the kid like that on stage is just frankly a cunty thing to do.

OMG this EXACTLY. You’re a grown woman asking a teen to hook you up with a co-star? And then drag said teen for talking about it? Take ALL the seats. Plus, calling Noah a snake or weasel will def not help you get a date with Quinn who I’m sure has much for affection for Noah than a woman he’s never met. Great

This all damn day. Doja sent an unsolicited DM to a teen asking for help hooking up with his co-worker. Dude. This is the problem. Also, it’s 2022 and she’s still out here assuming that internet messages are private. This is the embodiment of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”  

Maybe, but we love to see accountability for rising movie stars who typically go on to be entitled fuckboys, and this is probably a good way for Schnapp to learn not to violate a woman’s privacy. If a little shit shared my DM slides, I’d probably be pissed too.

Yeah, this list missed the mark on a few things.

No Ohio Players? No Cameo? No KC and the Sunshine Band?

I get trying to give some more shine to some underrated black and queer artists (I’m black and gay myself, so I understand the sentiment), but to leave out some of the biggest artists with some of the biggest disco

Abba is not disco. It is watery eggs cooked by eastern model eurotrash who took all that is good and pure with the hearty disco omelet, and killed it. Sure, possible pre-courser to some ideas of house, and surly italio disco (which is not disco by any means), but not disco. Real, and good disco is just sped up soul

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I will try not to go negative here, and just add some helpful suggestions.

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ok but can we talk about Charli XCX’s new music video? iconic is not a strong enough word:

You aren’t struggling. You are test driving excuses. Next. 

Besides being trashy as fuck and shocking an international audience, sure, nothing happened. Normalize people beating each other up in public over any perceived slight, because we’re malfunctioning goo robots or whatever. 

The one I liked maxes out at 38 C so....my 44F ass isn’t holding my breath.

This was nice. I’ve always been self-conscious of my breasts because one is a D cup, the other is a B cup, they’re flat, and the nipples point straight down. They’ve always been that way, and finding a bra that fits has never been easy. I’ve considered learning how to sew just so I can make my own bra.