"In other news: Man loses all 12 followers over air travel-related tweet"

Behind Closed Ovens has become the main reason I go on Jezebel now. Thank you, Pinkham. Thank you Service People who write in with your stories. You are all wayyy cooler than I would be in your shoes. Be my friends?

Yeah I see your point. It never feels good to be told "You'd be great IF..."

Yeah this whole thing seems a bit hypocritical. But I guess you could argue that this post is all about fitting or not fitting within a certain body type category and within that dialogue "too fat" is relevant.But it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Granted I feel very conflicted by my own preference for a…

Where should I report these? I've definitely seen some sketchy ones in NYC recently.

I usually find her so vanilla but this whole getup, topped with the shades and lipstick is making her look very cool to me.

This fabric is so pretty to me. Hand embroidered?

I'm liking most of this collection, but this heavy-duty cleaning outfit with dollar store 90's belt is not doing it for me.

I think it's a good thing if an outfit makes you want to go to that nerve-racking job interview.

Almost as bad as Sensual Santa by Daniel Clowes.

Rip off his ear and flush it down the toilet.

I know, even the users handle. Wooomp wooooomp.

Poor grammar aside, I think it makes her seem zen. Mine, in contrast, would read: Just remember to breathe in general, OK?

Here you go.

That middle picture kills me. I actually said out loud in a silly voice "He likes that. Oh yes he does."

Thank you for typing it. The more we talk about sexual harassment the less of a stigma will fall upon the victims over time. Or so I really hope.

Please start this magazine. It will be my everything.

Stitch made me a bit less angry though. So thanks for that. (He looks like my cat.)

Close your eyes when she does the first line as Alex Vause. She sounds just like Laura Prepon!

I have an MFA in fine art. That will be more useful in our new home than it is in our current one. Yes? I can has purpose?