VERY USEFUL IMPUT ALERT:

Best red carpet dress of the year. As decided by me, Korkipantz.

My high school was known for being "The Worst", basically full of scofflaws and ne'er-do-wells. One day we removed the door of one the classrooms and walked around school carrying it over our heads. When we passed the principal he said "What are you doing with that door?" We replied "Giving it a crowd surfing." He…

Be my friend?

I give up.

"As thought women aren't being just as violent for the same reasons"?

Glah yes thank you. I love Drew so much but I hate Sandler 10 times more. Whyyy Drew you beautiful butterfly?

OK you fixed it

Cliche, cliche, cliche indeed.

I would be surprised if it didn't make me hork

0__O The only one I know who would enjoy that sort of super sweet artificial flavor concoction is my sister, who is 21.

You, young lady, need a firm, joyless spanking.

I actually want some...? (I'm very confused)

Seriously. Rhubarb pie. Why? And then add some whipped cream to that bitter/sour shit be SURE to feel nauseous for the rest of the day.

I like you momma

You and me babe. I couldn't even hold it in at all.

Slightly unrelated but anyway: I find bearded men in lipstick very, how you say... *alluring*

You fucking WIN at Jezebel. I kinda feel like I don't need to read another Jezebel thread ever again. (7-year devotee as well).

I live in NYC and it's decidedly disgusting but I'd take it over SF any day. Do not miss that very special kind of dirt and foulness.