I was recently in a backstage area where Moore had just played a show along with some other acts. My husband didn't realize that Moore was standing right behind him when he described Moore's new band as "Meh" and didn't care that Moore heard. I like my husband.

Wow. Many of you agreed with me, many of you didn't. I'd like to clarify: I'm not opposed to people disengaging from unhealthy relationships, In fact, I've done it myself. And I don't think Sara is calling the married-with-kids friends toxic here. It's just that it seems to me that it's a very common response in Friend…

I'd really like to read a Friendzone that doesn't involve the writer backing away from, disconnecting from or discarding people. It's getting tired and in real life, most of us don't just dump friends or loved ones whenever they become "toxic" or maybe just a bit difficult.

When my little niece sang Hallelujah at her school (beautifully) at the age of 15 I was like Yeah, this is pretty, but a kid is never gonna get this song so it seems a bit off to listen her do it.

For the fifteen-year-old who wants to be a "high-profile" Southern Californian woman at an "undeclared" age.

Eh "Barking spiders" = farts?

A+ on this natural-looking makeup. So well done.

The other day at work I somehow managed to get my hands COVERED in blood and I was in the bathroom forever trying to make a tampon thing happen and then when I'd smeared blood on the wall somehow and used up half a roll of paper I just kinda gave up for a minute and stared into space, defeated.

Don't you mean SPIDER Daycare? - Ayooooooh!

You win.

Oh and then there was the 10-hour bus ride in Tunisia with a woman with food poisoning throwing up the whole time till the very end when she passed out and fell on the floor and we all thought she was dead. I think she wins this.

Not as bad as some of these (the last three - WTF 0__0) but certainly not nice. I was new to the US and then living in San Francisco. Not yet having gotten the veneer of hardness that now allows me to curse out gangs of guys in NYC I was sitting on the T train minding my own business. It was super crowded and these…

Also, to whomever might read this and not know what the phobia is it's a fear of holes in clusters (or that is how it manifests itself i me, at least).

Oh I'm sorry. I thought it had been talked about so much online that everybody had heard about it and wanted everybody else to shut up about it, so I didn't think explanation was necessary. But again, I am truly sorry, I know what the Google image search feels and looks like and I don't wish that shit on anybody :(

This loser does. This one.

This person's a bully. Let's all look up to her.

God, I loved mine too. But when the batteries started dying and my parents didn't get new ones the tape would play at a very slow speed for what seems like weeks. I kinda got off him when he started speaking like a drugged-up old man with marbles in his mouth.

Whoa. Sorry :(

God this is so sad. I feel horrible for her. Her mother is supposed to be the person who teaches her that her value doesn't lie in her body.

THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEAL HORRIBLE, ARTICLE.