I'll admit that I have a soft spot for "Sthaap" because I totally loved that thing with the light house... A photo comic I guess you'd call that.

Imagine there's a gif of a drunk cat here, high-fiving the air.

Gah! Yes, that and the misuse of "sour grapes" and "bad apples" along with mixing up "blowing out of the water", "blowing someone's socks off" and "blowing away".

I agree that those are very annoying but also on the other end of the spectrum are people who use the word "sire" in the context of parenting.

Oh my God "tasty". That drives me up the wall too. It's like saying "touchy" to describe a pleasant touch or "smelly" to describe a nice aroma etc.

In the spirit of the new year I'd just like to tell you that yours is my favorite name on Kinja.

Check your asking-people-about-their-licence-having priveliges!

I'd also like it for pet owners to stop referring to their pets as their children and for themselves as Mommy or Daddy. Especially when "speaking for" the pet. AAARG!

My husband likes to call me "hus-band" like the Nordic lady on Boardwalk empire. Sounds exactly the same.

Words and phrases that should be used much more reservedly or just plain banned:

Nail clippers?

Anyone else have friends who are giving their babies names that make them sound like Vaudeville characters or senile Midwestern great grandparents?

That take of the twist in The Atlantic is just another form the type of American concern-trolling that keeps children's entertainment so staunchly confined within its box.

I'm not forcing this kiss at all.

So glad I payed tens of thousands to go to art school.

Can I cut and paste this and send to all the men in my lives who love me but just don't get why I, and my female friends and relatives, don't like getting "compliments" from male strangers in the forms of stares and comments?

It makes sense. She's so classy.

This video has been the source of many a sex dream in the recent past. Ain't complainin' either.

I've often contemplated creating a line of cool yet very comfortable and cheap clothing for urban, contemporary women, but I usually just get distracted by a viral video of a cat who's scared of an iguana or something.

Although if I had the money I'd buy her anything from this Etsy shop: