We're both broke so I don't think she's expecting anything from me but I found this on Sephora.com and it was so cheap and lovely that i just had to get it for her.

I hope you're joking because you have to wait approx. one episode for that to happen.

I was just talking about this with my husband a few days ago. I told him that I can never go on Jezebel on Mondays because the headlines for shows that aired the night before are always like: "Don Cheats on His Wife with his Neighbor, Betty Has a Tumor, That Guy who Looks Like a Frog Kills Himself and Just Don't…

I like you both.

I'm just gonna say it. Repeat after me: AS long as, AS long as, AS long as.

Weird sitting here in the US and seeing one of my old schoolmates pop up in a random Youtube video on a Jezebel thread. They all did a nice job too.

Guuughhh gross.

A friend of mine was doing an interview for a Tv show with Cuba Gooding Jr. a few years back. After the interview he began hitting on her pretty hard and I can't remember the details but I do remember, quite clearly, that he told her "I wanna BITE you". Skeez.

Mmmmm hmmm. Emphasis on the mmmmm.

You would not BELIEVE how many listings there are on the New York Foundation for the Arts calling for fucking NANNIES with MFAs.

YES!

Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype about her?

I generally don't get turned on by Tv sex because, you know, it's unsexy. But I DID get quite steamed up when watching a sex scene with Michael Shannon on Boardwalk Empire the other night.

Lose the football and I kinda like this look almost?

Do a Pinterest search for zip ties for further support for your claim.

So. Damn. Pretty.

God. I'm sorry you kids had to go through that. How terrifying!

Ugh. My. God. My stomach turning.

Gnaaaaaaaaaah!

Seems pretty professional to me? Maybe straighten that posture a bit and remember the firm handshake and eye contact and you're good to go?