What is it with those seemingly nice ones so often being abusers? Mine had "such an amazingly kind voice" according to my best friend. YIKES.

One last thing. Sex, or lack thereof, in a relationship is never just about the sex. I'm going to recommend this self-help book (I know, I know, but it WORKS) that makes so much sense: http://www.amazon.com/Hold-Me-Tight-…

You don't sound like a bad girlfriend to me at all, in fact, you are obviously trying to make the relationship work.

This might be a recipe for long-term disaster, take it from one who knows.

I think it's pretty anti-cat though to only clean its litter box once a week. I mean, who wants to poop on top of six days worth of poop? My cat would piss all over my bed in an effort to communicate how fucking disgusting I am.

Or ATTENDED TO at the MAC counter. Seriously, I've never been made up by a MAC store attendant without looking like I got punched or dipped in mud.

Yeah my husband was going to show me some kittens and puppies on Craigslist just for the hell of it and I was like "Do you not KNOW ME!" I really admire people who work at shelters without somehow adopting ALL the animals, staying loving but level-headed about the whole thing. And yes, people who give pets away for…

Awww. Poor Simon :( And poor you!

I could NOT work in a cat rescue shelter. I am one of those annoying people who thinks they have a sixth sense when it comes to cats so I'd form a bond with each and every one right away and thus end up a crazy(er) cat lady at the ripe old age of 32.

"Moluccan Cockatoo with emotional issues" - Gaaaah!

Oh my god you are giving me such joy you have no idea! Thank you. I can't stop laughing!

And yes, I am awesome.

When I got married I was just happy to have loved ones there. Not everyone gave us a gift and I don't really remember who did and who didn't because they came and we all had the most amazing day together that seriously still warms my heart years later.

I thought this video was hilarious and not creepy at all. So then I googled "Laughing parrot" and watched this.

Got some unexpected snot shooting there. Thanks.

Anyone else feel like Lennox' eyebrow raise is sexy in the same vain as 80's Tim Curry's?

Oh my god. Thank you for linking to this. I never had a thing for Devon Sawa but that song, and that description, made me feel like I was 11 again.

I'm 13 years old. I wear baggy everything and an AA cup bra, I've got braces, a very bad short hair cut, a disproportionately large nose, bushy eyebrows and zits galore, which all seemed to sprout overnight. Adults sometimes mistake me for a boy.

Gawd! Yes. All of this. Move/Get outta the way: Pick one!

As a New Yoka I wanna say: Teink youz fo dis hee vidio.