The Raven who threw the punch will be cut on Monday. Not for punching someone, but for not doing it in an elevator as team policy dictates.

Wow, interesting, most Ravens would have used a knife.

It happens to the best of us...

That’s me every year when I first show my wife and friends my fantasy football team name

Screw you.

Did you just call in to 97.5?

This guy.

“But your honor, even though I stated it wasn’t a joke, I was clearly just kidding around.”

Ryan Phillippe and Yasmine Bleeth try to outrun “THE HURRICANO.” This September on SyFy!

There are probably still people in this area who think John Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential Election because he ordered his cheese steak with Swiss.

Which group are you referring to?

“By the way, pop-pop is dead.”

The only people who hate Eagles fans more than the rest of the universe are other Eagles fans.

My dad looked at me and said “Mike, this is why you have to try hard in school.”

“We haven’t won a title since my grandfather was my age. Since then, it’s been 50 years of getting face fucked. By the way, pop-pop is dead.”

Classic Eagles fan

Every single fucking Sunday I watch swarms of mouth-breathers from south jersey and delco slather themselves in cheez whiz and yell racist or homophobic comments towards people walking by for not wearing eagles green.

I will infiltrate NORAD and enter the nuke codes if I have to. We can’t let Tebowmania happen in Philadelphia.

you must be new

That guy predicting Bradford’s knee explosion to happen in week 3 is horribly optimistic, isn’t he?