Dump in some extra chlorine mom, that pool is all full of ursine now.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

Instinct?

yes, i know. still would have taken a ton of runs to get the placement right.

Zero. This is a “press forward” map. It was designed so that all you have to do it push the accelerator. The level design is impressive, but the driving is not.

Imagine how many failed runs there were before this clip was captured. Jesus.

Was Tulowitski better? Sure.Was Jeter worse? Sure. Was Cashman an asshole? Sure. Are the Yankees, as a franchise in general, deserving of our disdain? Sure. Are we merely fleshballs, inhabiting a decaying vessel, hurlting though the void in a meaningless cycle of mass and heat and pressure and the despair of a haunted…

See Cashman is wrong. The Yankees WERE paying for Jeter’s popularity. He put asses in the seats. That equates to dollars and Jeter should have been compensated for that. No one has ever gone to a Yankee game to see Didi play.

I hope Cashman gave him a gift basket of signed items before sending Jeter home in a cab.

Here’s how soul-crushing the Chiefs are:

Best moment of the past decade of KC football?

Real, did not make this up stat: the Chiefs have not won a game with a QB they drafted since Todd Blackledge in September 1987. Yes, 28 years ago. The only other Chiefs drafted QB to start was Brodie Croyle, who went 0-10.

Chase Daniel is an uninteresting, average backup QB. Because he went to college at Mizzou, half of the Chiefs fans think he’s great while the other half wants him shot out of a cannon.

Bless your heart.

Kansas City Chefs. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.

When the Seahawks were in the AFC West, the very worst visiting team fans were the Chiefs fans. Worse than Oakland - way worse. Let that sink in for a minute.

I’ve lived in Kansas City for 38 years, I see maybe one mullet wearing guy a week but, go to a Chiefs game and you can’t throw a plastic hair brush without it hitting a guy with a permed mullet wearing Zubaz and the jersey of a player who left the team several years ago. Not a great player, like Derrick Thomas, we’re…

Andy Reid is my spirit walrus

I did a lot of stuff like that myself. Was a ton of fun. In this clip I only killed one guy using it but it was crucial.