KonnivingKiwi
KonnivingKiwi
KonnivingKiwi
Jan 13 2020
29

I dunno yet! I love going to E3 and can’t imagine not going, but between the ESA doxxing and our company’s current... situation I’m not sure what I’m gonna do.

Nov 25 2019
665

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

Nov 18 2019
313

I love paying 70+ dollars (plus a monthly fee) to have the privilege of paying full price for year-old games that will—AT BEST—have mild amounts of noticeable input latency. Read more

Oct 31 2019
412

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Oct 30 2019
550

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports Read more

Oct 29 2019
1.1K

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Sep 8 2019
1.7K

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Aug 6 2019
202

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

Aug 2 2019
733

I know the thing to do in a Deadspin comments section is to make jokes, and I’m looking forward to a lot of that here, but... Laura, this was superb, and I hope there’s some execs cringing in their seats as this goes out. All humor aside, bravo for putting this out there- and I genuinely hope none of it ends up being Read more

Aug 2 2019
1.1K

[Rubs hands together] Aw yeah, I’ve been looking forward to 2019's Why Your Executive Team Sucks series.

Jul 30 2019
196

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I Read more

Jul 30 2019
102

LeBron’s celebrations are completely classless. It sends the wrong message to kids that the refs and the league didn’t assess a technical foul on his son’s team because of LeBron’s antics. Follow the rules like everyone else. Because of this star worship, I fell two damned points short of hitting the over.