I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

I prefer the GM Performance version they made. RWD and 665 HP.

Clearly, they just weren’t standing hard enough.

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors

It was definitely a major break from the way people usually walk the streets of Cleveland:

Disclosure: The author of this piece has been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox, and has been sent a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock by a White Sox enthusiast. His opinions are his own. 

What Time Does The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LIII Start?

The Jets theme song should just be the Curb Your Enthusiasm music

I don’t hire people based on political ideology and value having diverse voices on the staff. I’ve seen the problems that come with groupthink and am always open to talented writers and reporters of any type as long as they take the work seriously. I’ve always encouraged our writers to write for an audience that will…

Car dealers are so unpopular that a jury can’t wait to slap them with punitive damages that are 287x greater than the actual damages. These are my kind of people, because for every successful civil suit against dealerships there are most likely greater than 287 unsuccessful suits.

This version of the aristocrats is both the most disgusting and the least funny.

I generally like people

Thank goodness. This means I can stop calling up random Williams-Sonoma employees and yelling at them. 

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

My stab at this catastrophe...  

Challenge accepted:

I wish I could star this twice