Have you tried turning it off and on again?

+1000 for Seinfeld reference on the weekend.

Reppin’ his sexual prowess on his jersey?! I can respect that.

I concur, remove all cilantro from their menu AT ONCE! My damn genetics won’t let me it enjoy it like a normal person. Also, this means HL3 is confirmed.

Yup. The story is generic, yet they found a way to make it worse.

Worst. Movie. Ever. and I’ve seen ‘The Westender’. go ahead, imdb that bitch.

Reggie for President!

Guilty of attempting to sleep with one eye open.

Never cried as hard over a game in the 95’ World Cup final. Hell of a match.

RIP Lomu. My father and I followed him throughout his career. He was the reason I started playing rugby so many years ago. I’ll never forget the times he ran over opponents. Dad and I would be so pumped!

Bogan. That’s an Aussie redneck.

I found the link! It was next to the grain storage pyramids.

Obligatory.

I ran into a Mets fan at a bar in KC today. Poor guy was here for game 6/7. He said the refund of his tickets paid for the trip at least. Got a round for us. Good guy.

Cards fan! Waiting for you.

He is truly a disciple of the Koch brothers. That’s what cash do.

Happy Gilmore

He doesn’t love Jesus enough for those to work.

1+ x1000

Blue Jays need to give this series to the Royals. They already have single payer health care. What more can those greedy Canadian bastards want!