We need gaming commentators on all sports. Shits electric.

Not since the Netburst days. (Pentium D)

Agreed. Brilliant article that exposes the bullshit of the NFL and Washington. Word has it they are pushing for complete exemption with amendment 28 of the constitution. :p

Same with Jerry Jones.

Holy Shit! Brilliant. May you blessed with a 1000 virgins.

Prepare for Republicans to introduce a ‘Right to Play’ bill in your state soon.

God damn low-light truther.

Because Goodell.

Tyler Palko?

Wouldn’t it be “How Many Ways can York fuck this team?”

The shadow on the bottom right looks like a man with an erection.

Too perfect. Trying not alert the office I’m laughing so hard.

Kid Hit In Head By Football has already surpassed Lindsey Graham in the latest GOP poll.

Although, if I was high and drafting based off nickname Megatron ranks top 5.

Megatron at #3? Someone’s also clearly not giving a fuck.

Ditto. Noticed that shit too. Was rather blatant.

Want Want Want Want! Most franchised themed consoles are hard to purchase because they’re too specific and that game might suck. Good thing the dark side is always in style.

This is fucking terrible and brilliant.

Was thinking the same thing. The UFC deal with Reebok isin’t as overreaching as this one though. Telling them what to wear during downtime? You must be mad.

Dad?