The senile diaper-wearing lunatic lost the last election, although he keeps on insisting that he didn’t lose.

Now here’s a guy who should probably log off Twitter for a bit.

Sank when parked.

Baton Rouge had unique solution for the USS Kidd is this floating morning that allows for river conditions. Basically half the year she is floating half the year high and dry.

Based on what is happening in my old hometown, Raccoons will be infesting the ISS someday soon. (This is the logo of the minor league baseball team in Madison Alabama. This was the result of an online poll and the owners had the courage to not rename the team the Attenboroughs).

San Diego Craigslist:

A raccoon infestation on a submarine. Sure didn’t have THAT ONE ON MY 2021 BINGO CARD

I went on the Scorpion right before it was closed to the public - back in 2014, I believe. It.... did not feel like it had long for this world back then - and I’m not sure I want to know what 7 more years of complete neglect has done to that sub.

Pouring concrete around a ship to preserve it has been done several times and turns out to not be a great solution for a number of reasons.
Most importantly it traps corrosion between the concrete and steel without halting it allowing it to continue to degrade and as the rust expands it places higher loads than the…

Alcatraz is 22 Acres, Max Length 1677', Max Width 591', you are not far off. And that Grom is huge

I’m always blown away by the size of these ships anchored in the SF Bay. On the left side of this picture is an absolutely enormous ship, almost as big as Alcatraz island on the right side.

I dunno, my Fuel Shark has been saving me 10mpg for years. It works by converting the Orgone in my car into useable electroidal amperage for the alternator, and feeding that power back through the cigarette lighter into my engine. It also effectively prevents side-fumbling.

To anyone aboard the Ever Given:

Back in the day, when converting Beetles from 6V to 12V, most would leave the starter alone and run it on 12V.

I imagine that’s what’s going to happen with the electric motor David’s planning on putting in this thing.

If you’re keeping this for any length of time, now would be a good time to have hardened valve seats installed into the block, since the existing seats have... gone feral.

Maybe you could get a junkyard 4.0 to bolt up to drive it home?

Ha, I did that to my boss way back when. Car wouldn’t start, he was spraying starter fluid into the carb and I thought he said “crank it”. He didn’t. His mustache got just a bit singed. 

The mechanic who rebuilt my 425 V8 had a mop of bushy hair. One day I came to the shop, and his hair now had bangs.