@Michael Dukakis: Scottish, motherf*****! Dew yew speak it!?

@ZenGaijin: What would make it a good demoman action figure is that if it were a bad demoman action figure, it wouldn't be standing there pretending to talk to you.

That is so hot.

Pay the fucking royalties already.

Could CERO Z beat Vegeta?

What Pokemon would look like if those freaky kids from Akira got a Gameboy.

Oh boy, adhering to "prevailing standards in the community". That isn't ludicrously exploitable at all.

@MadonnaProject: Never mock a Japanese voice actress on Kotaku.

@GamerKT35: I just think that The Hulk kinda looks like that guy.

I can think of no fate more horrifying for a franchise than being made into an Evony clone.

Yes, creative and innovative games like Uru. Which you killed so you could make more shitty Tom Clancy products.

Fun fact: The use of the term "graduated" is borrowed from the tradition of all-female theater troupes like Takarazuka, wherein it is meant to imply that the girls are young, inexperienced, and above all inferior to their male counterparts in Kabuki theater (because while a man is fully capable of embodying the…

Great media mashup.

@TheTriarii: I remember the one where the two guys are on the phone and they're both playing Madden while telling each other they haven't bothered picking it up yet.

The question, as always, is not can you port Mario to something.

@Stavvy: So you can emulate while you emulate.

Isn't this like the second time Activision has been around that track? Apparently it's, uh, not gonna happen like that.

Or "What to do when your dad catches you smoking weed".

@JustOneFix: She did the right thing. Placate him, then get help.