STEPHEN KING LIED TO ME!!!!!!

I was excited to see the selection of slutty* options I have available to me this Halloween:

It's as if a racist robot is trying to seduce me: "Expect a lot of male attention!" GO ON.

Idk...this one is pretty honest already.

Correct!

For the record, it's not usually developers that put together these sections and descriptions on a big retail site like this, it would be the online merchandisers. People who are hired to oversee the merchandise on the site and group it and display it in the best way possible, to promote deals/sales, etc. They also…

My bet is under two hours: one for the hour the online team being all it's a joke haha haha, and another hour for the lawyers/PR team to crack their skulls open with sheaves of paper detailing the potential fall-out and litigation.

All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, Prince with a swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

I'm calling it now—someone's going to use the Watership Down animated film for this.

You have released this upon us, Fahey—how you sleep at night, I do not know.

Not sure if Lego joke...
Or Bastion joke....

*awards 1x Internet*

The kid steps on something in the dark. ...

I hate myself slightly less by making it implied.

This ad has some serious gold in it, "wicked black grille" "back seats up, back seats down". Thanks for this it made my day.

Lord knows what I'll be eating but I'm goin' in.