#bringbacktoasty2014

For a really long time "toasty" was my favourite adjective to describe amazing plays in video games. I think I'm gonna bring it back.

First there was Goat Simulator, some laughed, some groaned for the future of gaming. And today, we have Bread simulator, because why not? I guess? Oh how I wish I could be a fly on the wall during the meetings that take place when things like this are dreamed up.

My only thought is this: examining violence in games, and how we react to it and why is important, but it's hard for me to muster that effort when there's something about this game feels fundamentally dishonest. I realize that may sound absurd, but... it screams marketing gimmick, and not a very good one at that—I…

This game seems to represent a developer that is trying to push the envelope in a desperate attempt to give their cliched and relatively simplistic/simpleminded game some semblance of publicity without paying much for said publicity.

Then why is the label red, white an' blue?

lmfao

I have to "femme" up my voice because otherwise people think I'm angry or moody.

150 grand? i better get a potato salad out of this

You are fucking crazy. Getting upset over something like this is batshit crazy.

I definitely have a "professional voice" and a "casual voice." They are very distinct. It's code-switching, basically. I don't have a squeaky or high-pitched voice, so the differences are mostly in delivery. My professional voice involves talking more slowly, emphasizing certain words differently, definitely no…

As a black male, I personally raise the timbre of my voice and try to feminize it a bit in order to be less threatening at work.

My mother hates calling me at work for this reason.

I have to admit I have been judgmental of women who have baby voices - that high-pitched, upper back of the throat sound seems so at odds with being a grown-up. I was surprised to find out that many men are attracted by it (what I don't know about men could fill an encyclopedia). And I guess I'm also surprised to find…

Actually, McDonald's food has a flavor signature that they try to achieve with all of their menu items. These flavor signatures make people associate certain combinations of tastes and flavors with a brand. Items that have "flavoring" in the ingredients use additives designed by flavor/fragrance companies to evoke the…