I love that show. Nobody i know seems to remember it existed. I always describe it to them and they look at me like im fucking retarded.
" its about like computer programs who live inside your computer and they like play games when you play games and fight virus and-"

Gentleman...BEHOLD!

Superior search? Oh hell no. Search is pretty much all I use the start menu for. And I do not need junk filling my screen every time I try to use it. The problem with the start screen is it screams for attention, even if you just want to do something on the side it's like "look at me! look at all my tiles". There's a…

While the console plebs are eating from plates and bowls, the master race carries their food through telepathy.

or paying $9,000 for a hand painted piece of canvas

Possibly with a toothpick or needle, but most likely magic.

All of my want. Never even seen Gundam, but that is incredible. All of my want.

Word is the person first in line to replace Steve Ballmer as CEO of Microsoft is planning to ditch both the xbox and bing.

That is not too far fetched if you consider that the Dreamcast was only on sale for less then 2 years; relevant because the Dreamcast was Sega and Microsoft's partnership to bring the DirectX API…

Majora's Mask on 3DS confirmed.

I mean HL 3 confirmed.

I mean....what?

Starscream approves.

"If you're a breeder"

Gyarados is my favorite Pokemon, thanks in no small part to Magikarp.

I imagine it'd be something like this

If Americans can over look child and slave labor when they buy our clothes and electronics, I'm pretty sure we can successfully ignore this!

And now you can see it. We aim to please.

This guy has a point. Some of the very first immigrants to America slaughtered the Americans already living here, as well as bringing nasty diseases with them. And I'm quite certain they raped many, many Americans' daughters.

I can't think of any downside to this strategy.

NOPE

Excuse me, waiter. I ordered the video game article. The chef seems to have accidentally garnished it with a political commentary glace which ruins the entire flavor of the dish. Please return this to the kitchen.