What you have repeatedly produced have been statements in declarative tones that I would have to make some serious stretches in order to interpret as "suggestions", especially when record still stands that I have repeatedly sought all available services where I live to the best of my ability. Remember that old doxxy…

Change the fuel filter.

Also (missed the edit window): What, exactly, about any of the matter-of-fact things that I stated equates to a pity party?

Then why in God's name do we not get along better? That was actually my other focus, sort of. The class was terrible and our teacher was actually insane. It wasn't an arts school, though...just had robust programs before they were gutted shortly after I graduated. It's amusing, really. The science programs got it…

...you could try to impart some of this knowledge. This whole comment came off as really patronizing.

The plot points about Howard's mother are particularly hilarious. Also, Sheldon grows on you, which is the point.

I've met one too many people who feel totally slighted at BBT, but who think that Home Improvement is totally OK to laugh at.

You know what I am? Older than you. Do you know what that means? That means that I've done more things than you have. Now, I've met plenty of people who are younger and have done more than me, but you know what? That's good for them. I have peers that have done more than I ever have, but you know what else? That…

Of course, the trick is that it is not the Terrans who are responsible for the assassination, but rather rogue elements of Mars who, after essentially idling in orbit for 15 years, have finally had enough. Forced to stop the attack on the edge of victory and then forced to live in pseudo-exile from Mars with Earth…

Nah man, BBT just takes a while to grow the beard. It's mostly an issue with the actors needing time to build their characters, the writers needing time to get better at jokes, and then needing to be wise to some of the in-jokes in order for it to be at its funniest. I thought the first season was absolutely miserable.

Why You Should Watch It: Rage of Bahamut: Genesis is a fun fantasy adventure—and a beautiful looking one at that. Favaro is the very epitome of a plucky scoundrel with Amira filling the role of the wide-eyed innocent—though both are far deeper than they appear on the surface. Moreover, the world they travel across is…

It's like being sexually harassed by a rhinoceros dipped in neon paint.

That depends on how long ago High School was!

Your experience has been duly noted and recorded...for science.

OK, so that makes some headway on the "giving" part of the mystery; now to understand the rest!

How about we actually educate people on how our country actually works? Is that too much to ask?

No; I'd rather say that this is what happens when education goes to hell. Young people don't know how the fuck our country is supposed to run, and neither do old paranoid people who believe that our President is supposed to be some kind of World King or whatever.

There are so many other taboos, though!

The ending...my laughter...I can't breathe...